I love the hummingbirds, thus I put out a feeder and bought the Audubon-approved, no-boil, fruity mixture. They loved it, and showed up in droves. Only problem? I read the instructions wrong. It calls for three teaspoons per six ounces of water, and I've been using three tablespoons.
Now I've got an armada of diabetic, cracked-out, twitchy little airborne dinosaurs who regard me as some kind of pollen god. All things considered, it could be worse.
