Graphic Affrontery

This is a bottle of water, but dear lord could they have abused the label stock any more? First, what's up with the name? I'm sure in Hungarian it rolls off the tongue, but for the rest of us... Then there's the heart and crown motif, with a crooked cross and a color pallet to make your eyes bleed. The two-tone text, combined with drop shadows on steroids, not to mention the background patterning, sends this to new heights of design lows. And the text at bottom? Having a little too much fun with word art, are we? D-