Stuck in Da Nang

We're stuck in Da Nang
It's raining outside
The aircraft's delayed
Four hours to abide

We're stuck in Da Nang
There's nothing to do
Except drink some more beers
And make trips to the loo

We're stuck in Da Nang
In a fisherman's vest
I've tried the pho here
And it ain't the best

We're stuck in Da Nang
And we need some power
The iPhone is juiced
Karen's looking quite dower

We're stuck in Da Nang
The Christmas tree's lit
In a mostly Buddhist country
It doesn't quite fit

We're stuck in Da Nang
Int'l airport my ass
There's nothing to do
And much time to pass

We're stuck in Da Nang
The airline's brought snacks!
Let's see what they are
Weird sandwiches--aack!

We're stuck in Da Nang
The pringles sound good
Sour cream onion
P&G in da hood

We're stuck in Da Nang
Composing this rhyme
Is it too much to ask
That the flights leave on time?