Monkeys and Pigeons and Cows! Oh My!

And dogs and wild boar and goats and camels--at least half the animals here are delicious, but it's hands off. Which means I made the right choice for breakfast back in Jaipur this morning. The most amusing thing about Indian breakfast is that seemingly anything goes: dosas, idli and sambhar, cheese omelettes, full English breakfast or, in my case, a chicken sandwich with fries and a chocolate shake. I don't know what made me do it, but anyway, it was better than the pineapple pilaf and dal I just ate (they didn't disclose the pineapple). But a traditional Indian dessert is up next: apple cobbler. Meanwhile, watch where you step and try not to get run over. If it's between you and the cow, the smart money's on Bessie.